SP Party Leader Stinky Poopie ASSASSINATED

Stinky Poopie, leader of the SP Party was reportedly assassinated in Terracotta City. This happened on June 29th, 9:30 PM (21:30). Investigators are still finding more information about this murder.

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Election Results

After the election results was announced, the SP Party had been declared the winner of the election. This raised many questions. Firstly, the Clay Party, which has been unified in nearly all its campaigning history, has been split into “Clay Gang” and “Confederation of Clay States” on the election ballot. This split the voters, leading the Clay Party into losing. Secondly, nobody heard of the SP Party before the election. It suddenly appeared on the ballot, and prominent political figures suddenly endorse it soon after.

Celebration

The official ceremony for the SP Candidate Stinky Poopie happened in June 28th. Roughly 5,000 people attended the event. Some people claim that none of the Clay Party members attended the event, coming up with the theory that the Clay Party has connections with the assassination. No evidence or information has been shown about this, so there is absolutely no way that the Clay Party has connections with this. It is simply false, and there’s no way of proving it.

Assassination

The assassination attempt happened on 9:30 PM, on June 29th. The remains of Stinky Poopie was found in a Canyon next to a Desert. This causes questions about Sand’s involvement since the body was close to a desert. The wound is at the back of his head, next to a tree. Experts suggest that it is likely a gun that caused the death. A banner saying “Long Live the Clay Union” was next to his body, which could be the result of Sand loyalists wanting to blame Clay for the actions of the assassination.

Further investigation is needed to come to a conclusion. A conference will be held tomorrow to discuss and inform about the assassination, and a funeral will be held in Mid-July.