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Election Day is tomorrow: Are you prepared?

  • Writer: clay-news
    clay-news
  • Jun 25, 2020
  • 2 min read

Updated: Jun 26, 2020

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The election day is coming closer than ever. We are all going to vote for our president tommorow. So, who should you vote for? Here's a detailed list of the major parties:

 

Sand Party

The Sand party aims to end Sand discrimination by enforcing laws that outlaw sand persecution or negative opinions about Sand. They have also accused us CNA for being "ClaySoc", which isn't really appropriate considering the authoritarianism present in the party.


Silt Party

The Silt Party aims to bring peace on the Soil Texture Compass and end all possible wars. They are the pacificist party.


Loam Party

The loam party wants a balance between Soil Textures, and offers an option that "isn't Sand nor Clay". They believe that Clays and Sands are equally Evil.


Agrarian and the Silt Loam Party

The Silt Loam party runs on a platform for Local Silt Loamers. The Agrarian Party is a party focused on Agriculture, and is a party that appeals to Loam and Silt Loam.


CoMSCP Party

This party is recently formed. The MSCP party and Minority Coalition Party merged to form this party. This party appeals to minority soils (Soils that aren't Clay, Sand, Silt, nor Loam).


Off-Compass Party, Liquid Carbon, and Gravel Gang

The Off Compass Party appeal to all off compass soil types (Soil Types not present in the regular triangle). The Gravel Gang specifically appeals to Gravelites. The Liquid Carbon party only appeals to Liquid Carbons.


Compost

The compost party is targeted towards Composters. They think that Compost helps every single soil grow, therefore it needs to be elected. However, compost is not a soil type.


Dust and Jeb

Some theories suggest that these 2 Parties are secretly controlling Soil politics, and are simply using the election for a puppet state.


The Non Alignment Movement

This movement urges people to stop voting because the voting system is "broken" (FPTP). However, they ignore the fact that there is only a single election.


Clay Party

The Clay Party aims to achieve these goals:

- End misrepresentation of Off-Compasses, including Liquid Carbon

- Maintain Soil Representation - End unrest between Soil Types

- Maximize Economic, Personal, and Political Freedom

- Modernize the Soil Types, and enhance infrastructure

 

So, after this list, which party would you vote for? I'd personally pick Clay!

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